Damned exciting. I am currently shifting my business model away from commissions and into the wonderful world of merch and patronage. (So get those unique items while I’m still in the mood, pilgrim!)
To that end, as you might expect, a new slew of products will soon fill this lovely little souvenir stand. Things such as will fill your heart with joy and my wallet with gas money. And you love me, so you want me to keep going, right? Or maybe you hate me (I don’t judge) and you want me to go far away. Either way, the more you buy, the further I go! Isn’t that beautiful? This world we live in is truly the pinnacle of all civilization.
So what sorts of things can you start drooling over in a throbbing churn of consumerist avarice?
- Blankets
- Crop tops
- Glasses
- Notebooks(!)
- String Bikinis
- T-Shirts
And, of course, stickers. I hear the kids today loooves them some stickers just as much as they did when I was a kid back in [DATE REDACTED]
And on top of all that, because I really do have many years of laziness to atone for realize that maybe you’d rather support without cluttering your already overloaded living space, I’ll also be adding memberships. Memberships will allow you access to members-only blog posts, store discounts and the right to vote on new products and stuff. Just like whatever country you live in!
The plan is to have at least the bikinis and memberships up by the end of next month. Look forward to it, set aside some dough, and remember, five bucks is over 43 miles on the bike. Keep me going!
